Remi's World

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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.

Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow):
How are you this evening?
Me:
Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier:
Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me:
Wait, you're gay?
Cashier:
Yeah. . . ?
Woman:
That's a shame.
Me:
Why?
Woman:
He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier:
Why is it a shame?
Woman:
It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me:
Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman:
It's offensive!
Me:
But how does it affect you?
Woman:
What?
Me:
Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman:
*sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier:
. . . Wow, thank you.
Me:
Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.

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History Teacher:
He had all these huge ships...
Me:
Oh my god, so do I.
History Teacher:
Me:
Oh... you meant like boats.